More Puzzleshipping Crack

Yugi: Mou hitori no boku, don't leave meeeee *sob cry*
Yami: *about to go to the afterlife, sees his crying aibou* Don't be sad, aibou
Yugi: B-but, you're everything to me~! *sobs*
Yami: ; A ; *touched* You're... everything to me, too. I'll stay, just for you.
Egyptian Gods: NO YOURE SUPPOSED TO DIE.
Yami: OH GEEZ FINE *walks to die, then suddenly runs to Yugi, tucks him under his arm, and books it out of there* RUN RUN RUN
Yugi: lol whut?
Everyone: *RUNNING*
Yami: *bursts outside with everyone as place collaps, setting down Yugi* Okay, did everyone make it?
Kaiba: Anzu was pinned down by a rock on the way out.
Yugi: And you didn't help her?
Kaiba: I'm way too rich to help poor people.
Yami: Makes sense to me.
Yugi: Sooo... should we, you know, tell the police she's dead or something?
Yami: Pft, no. Let's go make out.
Yugi: o u o OKAY!
THE END